Joy Subtraction Corporate Headquarters (Abe's house):

Yesterday's posting by Musicians Local 13 (Brian and Dave) is in no way accurate, official, or credible. This is just another attempt by union members to discredit management and thwart free enterprise. Everyone knows that when there's any union activity of any kind anywhere, jobs get killed and the economy gets throttled. Also, it helps the terrorists. In fact, union members are terrorists. That's right, America--terrorists are teaching your kids. Right now. Today. And they're doing your plumbing and electrical. They're everywhere!

Also, reports of Abe Brennan falling off the wagon are grossly inaccurate--the liquid he imbibed was ginger beer--okay, dad? Jeez, talk about a nanny state. And the hypodermic needle contained a flu vaccination--sure, it's a little weird that he self-administered it, but I guess Brian and Dave are private detectives now, and lab technicians, with their own lab and everything, which they use to test stuff and make pronouncements. Get over yourselves. Abe is still very much the singer and lead guitarist of Joy Subtraction, although the band may be minus a rhythm section if this shit doesn't stop.